Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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