Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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