So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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