is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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