Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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