i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
