Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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