Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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