i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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