Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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