I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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