I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
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