meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
