She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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