fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
