please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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