The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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