We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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