Sponge bath it is.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Randomize
