What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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