Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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