do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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