CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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