A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
