my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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