It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Shame - the story of my life.
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