dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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