Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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