If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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