my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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