Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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