But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
