If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
You're a waste of cheezeits
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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