If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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