Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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