nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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You. Win. At. Life.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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