But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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