I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
and eventually we just all took our pants off
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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