My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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