In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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