I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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