Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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