the condom got lost in my hair
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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