Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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