I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
We need a shit load of segways right now
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I think my moral compass just broke
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