What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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