I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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