just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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