Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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