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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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